Arguing with liberals

Arguing with liberals is like playing chess with a pigeon.
I can be the worlds best chess player but the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, poop on the board, and strut around like it accomplished something.

I got the bulk of this joke from a post on 9gag and just modified it to fit my agenda.

Who's destroying America

A Liberals view: Guns, lack or rights for homosexuals, drug laws, this war, capitalism, the recession, unbalanced wealth, education, depleting natural resources, global warming......

A Conservatives view: ..................Liberals