Politics and light bulbs

How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well first you need to check if it's "green" and if not get a different one. Then you need to check to make sure you aren't offending the dark. Then a group has to occupy the hardware store since they don't have any lightbulbs and think they should be a right. After that Michael Moore has to make a video full of lies about the light bulb industry and how we should all go by candle light like the 3rd world countries...............................................

Why did the conservative cross the road?
To buy a light bulb and shut the liberals up.

A conservative on Moore Films

I love what I heard a conservative blogger say when he refused to review a Michael Moore film. "Asking a conservative blogger to review a Moore film is like asking a strait guy to review a gay porno."

Arguing with liberals

Arguing with liberals is like playing chess with a pigeon.
I can be the worlds best chess player but the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, poop on the board, and strut around like it accomplished something.

I got the bulk of this joke from a post on 9gag and just modified it to fit my agenda.

Who's destroying America

A Liberals view: Guns, lack or rights for homosexuals, drug laws, this war, capitalism, the recession, unbalanced wealth, education, depleting natural resources, global warming......

A Conservatives view: ..................Liberals