Cigarettes are like hampsters

Perfectly fine until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Heard this from my roomate who heard it from will ferrell.

Rickrolling?

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Who uses Apple Products?

I got this from a comment on cnet for the hp slate 500. I clame no rights.

Apple Products are for stupid people with money.