Cigarettes are like hampsters

Perfectly fine until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Heard this from my roomate who heard it from will ferrell.

Rickrolling?

How to easily open a new jar of pickles

How to easily open a new jar of pickles (infomercial style) - The best home videos are here

Who uses Apple Products?

I got this from a comment on cnet for the hp slate 500. I clame no rights.

Apple Products are for stupid people with money.

Who's destroying America

A Liberals view: Guns, lack or rights for homosexuals, drug laws, this war, capitalism, the recession, unbalanced wealth, education, depleting natural resources, global warming......

A Conservatives view: ..................Liberals

When life gives you....

When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

I did not come up with this. It is property of the original creator. Nor do I discriminate against dyslexics.

I checked where my views come from

I'm quite popular in Russia. I don't know why, I just am.