Politics and light bulbs

How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well first you need to check if it's "green" and if not get a different one. Then you need to check to make sure you aren't offending the dark. Then a group has to occupy the hardware store since they don't have any lightbulbs and think they should be a right. After that Michael Moore has to make a video full of lies about the light bulb industry and how we should all go by candle light like the 3rd world countries...............................................

Why did the conservative cross the road?
To buy a light bulb and shut the liberals up.

A conservative on Moore Films

I love what I heard a conservative blogger say when he refused to review a Michael Moore film. "Asking a conservative blogger to review a Moore film is like asking a strait guy to review a gay porno."

Oscar Hypocrasy

The amazing motion capture animated film, The Adventures of TinTin, was rejected from consideration for "best animated film" because of the motion capture, but fictional "Bowling for Columbine" won "best documentary." I don't get it.

Michael moore is a calorie pinochio

Every time he tells a lie he gains a pound.

I got this from Michael Moore Hates America, interview with Andrew Breitbart, 12:50