My 11th grade English teacher

This is so true.

If you can't read it, it says "every time you watch jersy shore, a book comits suicide."

I found this in TIME. I don't think it's politically Correct

I orgen bt not froot

wat u meen travl lite

laundry make me tired

We Swear we is orgengs

Costco

Buy so much crap you can use it as a chair.

I losted all my moneys

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